Wreck The Malls Lyrics - Singles - Bob Rivers Comedy Corp

Wreck the malls this Christmas season 

Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la 

Blow your cash for no good reason 

Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la 

Push your charge card to the limit 

Fa-la-la, La-la-la, La-la-la 

Checkbook now has nothing in it 

Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la 

Wreck the malls with my friend Charlie 

Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la 

Drive to K-Mart on his holly 

Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la 

Tamper with their muzak system 

Fa-la-la, La-la-la, La-la-la 

Trade something for Twisted Sister 

Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la 

Wreck the pet store, do some damage 

Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la 

Send the beagles on a rampage 

Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la 

Acting in an uncouth manner 

Fa-la-la, La-la-la, La-la-la 

Drop your pants and moon at Santa 

Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la