99 Biker Friends Lyrics - Great Burrito Extortion Case - Bowling For Soup

Such a big man, such a little chick 

I think it all goes back to your tiny 

Pick-up truck in the driveway 

With a sticker on the window 

'Rest in Peace Number 3' 

Tell all your friends 

How you put her in her place 

7 pounds of makeup 

Just to hide her beat-up face 

Such a pretty face 

It takes a tough man to slap her around 

Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down 

She's wearing shades but we all see 

Behind the tinted glass 

And I've got 99 biker friends 

That wanna kick your ass 

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Tell her that you're sorry 

Blame it on the beer, your dad was mean to you 

Your friends think you're an asshole and I do too 

Over compensating for your small shoes 

Taking her away, but you won't say when 

Hold her in your arms 

Tell her this won't happen again 

When will this end? 

Well, it takes a tough man to slap her around 

Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down 

She's wearing shades but we all see 

Behind the tinted glass 

And I've got 99 biker friends 

That wanna kick your 

I wish Bruce Lee was here right now 

With his trusty num-Chuck Norris is still alive 

So let's call up 'Walker, Texas Ranger' 

All the dudes from 'Danger, Danger' 

Let's get the A-Team 

50 Cent with his bling bling 

And a couple of prison guards 

It takes a tough man to slap her around 

Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down 

You're such a tough guy 

I can't wait to bring you down 

She's wearing shades but we all see 

Behind the tinted glass 

And I've got 99 biker friends 

That wanna kick your ass 

I hope that she can run fast 

Start running now 

We're gonna kick your ass