Classic Asshole Lyrics - Singles - Butt Trumpet

Plastic people with plastic lives 

They think they're so civilized 

I think that they're full of shit 

They can suck my fucking dick 

Who cut your hair? 

Where'd you get those shoes? 

I think I'm gonna puke 

So-called artists hang at Copymat 

Duplicating each other's crap 

Virgins sing about sex 

We stole this song from X 

Wanna be a star 

With my new guitar 

I'm gonna throw up 

Don't know why I feel this way 

I think I just need to get laid 

This band sure as fuck ain't getting paid 

Until we get signed-then we'll have it made? 

Yeah, I got my pen 

Sign me up for ten 

I won't miss all my friends 

If I could just fit 'em in the van 

You're a classic asshole 

You're a classic asshole 

You're a classic asshole 

------------------------------------------------------------------------------