Primitive Enema Lyrics - Singles - Butt Trumpet

La la, primitive enema 

La la, primitive enema 

I've been sitting on the pot all fucking day 

I've read all my magazines-twice! 

I gotta get on with my fucking life 

There's one thing left that I haven't tried 

CHORUS 

I need a primitive enema 

No, I need a primitive enema 

No, I need a primitive enema 

La la, primitive enema 

I gladly spent the forty bucks 

I spend more than that to spurt my nuts-love! 

You wouldn't understand the joy I felt 

When they finally yanked the butt plug out 

CHORUS 

People say that I'm full of shit 

They don't know the half of it-no! 

You might think that I'm sick and wrong 

But try it and you'll know where I'm coming from 

CHORUS 

Desperate people do desperate things 

You don't know the joy it brings 

Desperate people do desperate things 

You don't know the joy it brings 

CHORUS 

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