I Fit Central Heating (working Pt. 2) Lyrics - Cock Sparrer

I fit central heating, I have done it now for years 

I have got all the know how I have got all the gear 

I used to earn my money working on a building site 

Now Im pulling up the floorboards, soldering up the pipes 

And those housewifes they just cant get enough 

They tell me 

Do it, do it one more time, please 

Bang it on the wall, skrew it to the floor 

Do it, do it one more time, please 

Let me see you do it in the mirror wardrobe door 

They make me cups of coffe, they make me pots of tea 

They make me chicken sandwiches, they do anything for me 

And when im in the bedroom and Im fixing up the rad, 

I see all the naughty toys underneath the bed 

And those housewifes they just cant get enough 

They tell me 

Do it, do it one more time, please 

Bang it on the wall, skrew it to the floor 

Do it, do it one more time, please 

Let me see you do it in the mirror wardrobe door 

They live their lives under surburban skies 

Their old man works in suits and ties 

They think they have got it all, but they get such a suprise 

when they see my wad they cant belive their eyes 

They tell me 

Do it, do it one more time, please 

Bang it on the wall, skrew it to the floor 

Do it, do it one more time, please 

Let me see you do it in the mirror wardrobe door 

My van aint got no road tax, and I do not charge VAT 

I only deal in ready cash, dont ask me for receips 

I will warm up your boiler, get your system rid of air 

You can hold my toolbag I think thats only fair 

And those housewifes they just cant get enough 

They tell me 

Do it, do it one more time, please 

Bang it on the wall, skrew it to the floor 

Do it, do it one more time, please 

Let me see you do it in the mirror wardrobe door