Ghetto Cartoon Lyrics - It Takes A Thief - Coolio

Once upon a time in a land called Fuck 

Lived a duck named Donald and his mother was a cluck 

Mickey Mouse wore a rag, pants in a sag 

Neighborhood kingpin, but his brother was a fag 

Donald had beef, so Mickey couldn't sleep 

They was hootin' for a while, and it was gettin' kinda deep 

Bugs Bunny had the props on the east side spots 

Known to hit a five from a mile with a glock 

Goofy was Mickey Mouse right hand man 

One day he smoked a stick, and came up with a plan 

Called Pixie and Dixie, two killers from Chicago 

And gave 'em 5K, to eliminate Donald 

But what they didn't know, is Donald was a G 

Had big time respect, from the West to the East 

Have yo ass a seat, and listen to the funk 

First chapter in the funky cartoon from the ghetto 

Huey and Dewy and Louie with a Uzi 

Shot down Mickey Mouse main ho Minnie 

Everybody know Minnie got shot down 

And the cop on the case was Huckleberry Hound 

Huckleberry had a deputy, by the name of Dog 

Eye-witness to the crime was Kermit the Frog 

But Kermit was scared and he wouldn't testify 

Pixie and Dixie just did a drive by 

On Donald Duck, but they shot and they missed 

And now Bugs Bunny is gettin' kind of pissed 

'Cause the shot that they missed hit his homeboy 

Elmer-Fudd sellin' Bud on the motherfuckin' corner 

The future's lookin' shitty in Fuck City 

So they called in the Feds, Beetlejuice and Miss Piggy 

Niggas on the street, know that's how it goes 

Scene two in the funky cartoon from the ghetto 

Now the war is on and Mickey Mouse is dead 

Quick Draw McGraw took two to the head 

Huey and Dewy and Louie got caught 

And now they in the county, ready to sell out 

Pixie and Dixie's on the run from the mob 

'Cause they tried to kill Donald and they didn't do the job 

Bugs Bunny got popped, in a bar gettin' drunk 

Pulled a glock on Beetlejuice, but Miss Piggy had a pump 

Donald got the word that his nephews was snitchin' 

So Tom and Jerry stuck 'em on they way to the kitchen 

Goofy was a punk and everybody knew 

Him and Huckleberry Hound was spotted drinkin' brew 

In the alley out back, in the corner in the dark 

But they both got smoked by Jabberjaw the Shark 

Donald Duck got the whole damn city sewed up 

In a ghetto cartoon in a land called Fuck