Ugly Bitches Lyrics - It Takes A Thief - Coolio

A bitch is a bitch and we all know that 

A hoe is a hoe wit a toe up slut so 

If you're gotta have 'em, might as well be a fine one 

But it seems that some niggas can't seem to find one 

So they go and get a bitch that's lookin' like Trixie 

And Hekkyl & Jekkyl wit some saggy ass titties 

A big fat flagrant hoodrat hooker 

And the nigga got the nerve to pretend she's a looker 

Sportin that down from your arm like a Simpson 

Talk about bitches that you wish you was pimpin' 

Come around the homies and you swear that she's playin' 

But everytime I see her, you're beggin' 

Go get you a girl that got somethin' goin' 

Get rid of that bitch that's lookin' like a dragon 

Now, you wanna fight 'cos you're baggin' on your Mrs 

But that's what'cha get when you fuck with ugly bitches 

When I was young I used to have fun 

Fuckin' with ugly bitches 

But now that I'm grown I leave em alone 

'Cos I went from rags to riches 

They say 'Beauty is skin deep' but Goddamn weeded bitch 

Look like buckwheat mixed with opi 

Toe up, toe up, straight from the floor 

And her bad ass breath is about to make me throw up 

Niggas started dissin' and you blamed it on the gin 

But the very next day you was with the bitch again 

Now your ass is gettin' clowned like Bozo 

But that's what you get for fuckin' with that ugly hoe 

I don't know what possessed you, nigga 

Stand that hooker in front of a trigger 

Spendin' your time with a big goony goo goo 

To niggas like you I gotta say "Choo choo" 

Dig a ditch down in desperation 

Send that monster on a permanent vacation 

The girl is chop top, but you don't listen 

'Cos some niggas like fuckin' with ugly bitches 

When I was young I used to have fun 

Fuckin' with ugly bitches 

But now that I'm grown I leave 'em alone 

'Cos I went from rags to riches 

Aw shit, there go my nigga pretendin' he don't see me 

Talkin' with a bitch that look like a flea G 

Holdin' her hand as he walks thru the plaza 

I try to play it off but I couldn't hold my laughter 

The girl is done so take her ass off the oven 

Put her on a boom and send her back to the covent 

Cookin' up a plan in a big, black cauldron 

And the dumb ass nigga don't know that he's fallin' 

Into a trap 'cos now the whore is pregnant 

9 months later and she's squirted on an insect 

He don't wanna claim it, she went and got a test 

Now he's sendin' child support in a big fat cheque 

My nigga got depressed and he started drinkin' liquor 

One night he got drunk, went to her house and killed her 

Riches to rags and rags to riches 

But that's what'cha get when you fuck with ugly bitches 

When I was young I used to have fun 

Fuckin' with ugly bitches 

It seems that it's sad for this pussy I had 

Came from some ugly bitches 

When I was young I used to have fun 

Fuckin' with ugly bitches 

It seems kinda sad 'cos this pussy I had 

Came from some ugly bitches 

So you mean to tell me you fuckin' with a bald headed 

Ol' fat, lumpy, droopy, crack baby look a like, cisco drinkin' 

Loud, ignorant, fucked up teeth, stank hoodrat, won't down 

Once a month bleedin, butthead swap meet 

AFDC, leaned-over tennis shoe, cigarette butt baggin bitch 

Nigga, what's wrong wit you? 

That's alright, she take care of a nigga though 

That's all I know nigga, that's okay yeah, that's okay nigga