Aching To Sneeze Lyrics - Give Yourself A Hand - Crash Test Dummies

I've been aching to sneeze 

Begging please, pretty please 

But I can't get the thing to come out 

I've been down on my knees 

I've been pissing on trees 

But the evil thing just won't come out 

Come on out, my pretty baby 

Relieve me of my burden, little baby 

Come on out, my pretty baby 

I've been waking at dawn 

With the big bird on 

And I can't make the thing go away 

I've been throwing up drinks 

In the toilets and sinks 

But it just sticks around anyway 

Come on out, my pretty baby 

Relieve me of my burden, little baby 

Come on out, my pretty baby 

I've been waking at dawn 

With a fever going on 

And a stain that just won't wash away 

I've got nothing to hide 

It's just something inside 

That keeps coming back, day after day 

Come on out, my pretty baby 

Relieve me of my burden, little baby 

Come on out, my pretty baby, oh yeah 

My pretty baby, yeah 

My pretty baby