Just Shoot Me Baby Lyrics - Give Yourself A Hand - Crash Test Dummies

Take off your mink coat 

Take off your muff 

Get on the table and show us your stuff 

Right here next to me 

I'm a fat old man, sweatin' and huffin' 

A gin in my hand 

And you're pretty little muffin' 

Right here next to me 

Just don't feed me with no tube 

Or change my dirty diaper 

If I'm back at mommy's boob 

Call in the frickin' snipers 

And just shoot me, baby 

Stuff me in the cracks 

Stuff me in the toilet, sweetie 

Put me in the trash 

But be next to me 

Send me to my room 

Hold me down and spank me 

Use the wooden spoon 

But be next to me 

Just don't feed me with no tube 

Or change my dirty diaper 

If I'm back at mommy's boob 

Call in the frickin' snipers 

And just shoot me, baby 

Dip me in the river 

You'll never wash my dirt away 

Rip out my liver, baby 

Be next to me 

Just don't feed me with no tube 

Or change my dirty diaper 

If I'm back at mommy's boob 

Call in the frickin' snipers 

And just shoot me, baby