I Am The Owl Lyrics - Plastic Surgery Disasters - Dead Kennedys

I am your plumber 

No I never went away 

I still bug your bedrooms 

And pick up everything you say 

It can be a boring job 

To moniter all day your excess talk 

I hear when you're drinking 

And cheating on your lonely wife 

I play tape recordings 

Of you to my friends at night 

We've got our girl in bed with you 

You're on candid camera 

We just un-elected you 

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I am the owl 

I seek out the foul 

Wipe 'em away 

Keep America free 

For clean livin' folks like me 

If you demonstrate 

Against somebody we like 

I'll slip on my wig 

And see if I can start a riot 

Transform you to an angry mob 

All your leaders go to jail for my job 

But we ain't the Russians 

Political trials are taboo 

We've got our secret 

Ways of getting rid of you 

Fill you full of LSD 

Turn you loose on a freeway 

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Chorus 

Send you spinning 

Send you spinning 

Send you spinning all over the freeway 

Spinning on the crowded freeway 

Spinning on the freeway 

Spinning on the freeway 

Spin 

Spin 

Spin—Lookout 

The press, they never even cared 

Why a youth leader walked into a speeding car 

In ten years we'll leak the truth 

By then it's only so much papaer 

Watergate hurt 

But nothing really ever changed 

A teeny bit quiter 

But we still play our little games 

We still play our little games 

We still play our little games 

We still play our little games 

We still play a lot of games 

I am the owl