Terminal Preppie Lyrics - Plastic Surgery Disasters - Dead Kennedys

I go to college 

That makes me so cool 

I live in a dorm 

And show off by the pool 

I join the right clubs 

Just to make an impression 

I block out thinking 

It won't get me ahead 

My ambition in life 

Is to look good on paper 

All I want is a slot 

In some big corporation 

John Belushi's my hero 

I lampoon and I ape him 

My news of the world 

Comes from Sports Illustrated 

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I'm proud of my trophies 

Like my empty beer cans 

Stacked in rows up the wall 

To impress all my friends 

No, I'm not here to learn 

I just want to get drunk 

And major in business 

And be taught how to fuck 

Win, win, I always play to win 

Wanna fit in like a cog 

In a faceless machine 

I'm a terminal terminal terminal preppie 

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I want a wife with tits 

Who just smiles all the time 

In my centerfold world 

Filled with Springsteen and wine 

Someday I'll have power 

Someday I'll have boats 

A tract in some suburb 

With Thanksgivings to host