Life's Gonna Suck Lyrics - Singles - Dennis Leary

This is a special moment right now 

We'd like to take this time to tell all the kids at home 

Send your parents out of the room 

This is a kid's song 

Life's gonna suck when you grow up 

When you grow up, when you grow up 

Life's gonna suck when you grow up 

It sucks pretty bad right now 

Hey, if you know the words, sing along 

You're gonna have to mow the lawn 

Do the dishes, make your bed 

You're gonna have to go to school 

Until you're seventeen 

It's gonna seem about three times as long as that 

You might have to go to war 

Shoot a gun, kill a nun 

You might have to go to war 

When you get outta school 

Hey, cheer up kids, it gets a lot worse 

You're gonna have to deal with stress 

Deal with stress, deal with stress 

You're gonna be a giant mess 

When you get back from the war 

Santa Clause does not exist 

And there is no Easter Bunny 

You'll find out when you grow up 

That Big Bird isn't funny 

(Funny, funny, ya, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha) 

Life's gonna suck when you grow up 

When you grow up, when you grow up 

Life's gonna suck when you grow up 

It sucks pretty bad right now 

You're gonna wind up smoking crack 

On your back, face the fact 

You're gonna wind up hooked on smack 

And then you're gonna die 

And then you're gonna die, hey, hey