Irish Wanking Song Lyrics - Singles - Eric Schwartz

Meet Henry, our hero, as horny as you can get 

Sat down one Sunday night to make a mistress of the net 

He finally got the guts to click the link hed always seen 

He had hand cream, paper towels and a squeegee for the screen 

CHORUS 

Was it really that bad? 

It was worse, it was worse 

Was it really that bad? 

It was worse, it was worse 

I know you thought the last verse was perfectly perverse 

Was it really that bad? 

It was worse, worse, worse 

His nooky knob began to throb when he saw the naughty nun 

On her knees with the rosaries wrapped round her fathers fun 

She asked the colored codger what the lord would have her do 

The answer was a mouthful... and an earful too 

CHORUS 

Well he clicked and spanked and whacked and wanked for upwards of an hour 

His semen sack ascended to the pinnacle of power 

Til the next screen stopped his scratching in the middle of the itch 

It was his daughter getting down with some horny little bitch 

CHORUS 

Now it wasnt so much the emerald dildo in her twat 

Or that she wasnt a virgin hed taken care of that 

Or that his little girl was taking pornographic pics 

But the horny bitch in question was a multi-schnauzer mix 

CHORUS