One Of Us Lyrics - Singles - Flirtations

(Note: this segment is spoken. The five of them describe each 

other.) 

Jon: One of us was a U.S. Army MP. 

Jimmy: One of us came out of the closet at thirty-seven. 

Cliff: One of us went to his high school prom, but with his 

boyfriend. 

Aurelio: One of us was a high school cross-country champion. 

Michael: And one of us WAS a high school cross-dresser, and it 

WASN'T ME. 

Jon: One of us coached high school wrestling. 

Jimmy: As teenagers, two of us attempted suicide. 

Cliff: All except one of us are single, and available! 

Michael: And bitter... and desperate! 

Jon: I only date pro-feminist men, so it kinda, you know, 

narrows it down. 

Michael: That's why you're so lonely! 

Jon: I know! 

Jimmy: One of us believes that size matters. 

Jon: And four of them are LYING. 

Aurelio: One of us ran away from home at the age of fourteen. 

Cliff: Two of us have been repeatedly arrested for civil 

disobedience. 

Aurelio: One of us had a former girlfriend who died of AIDS as the 

result of a blood transfusion. 

Michael: One of us is a survivor of childhood sexual abuse. 

Jon: One of us was fag-bashed with a two-by-four. 

Jimmy: One of us has been living with AIDS for ten years. 

Michael: And he's TIRED of it!