Sex Lyrics - Have I Offended Someone? - Frank Zappa

Frank zappa (guitar, vocals, drum machine) 

Steve vai (guitar, acoustic guitar) 

Ray white (guitar, vocals) 

Roy estrada (vocals) 

Bob harris (boy soprano) 

Ike willis (vocals) 

Bobby martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals) 

Tommy mars (keyboards) 

Arthur barrow (keyboards, bass, micro bass, rhythm guitar) 

Ed mann (percussion) 

Scott thunes (bass) 

Chad wackerman (drums) 

Vinnie colaiuta (drums) 

Craig steward (harmonica) 

Dick fegy (mandolin) 

Marty krystall (saxophone) 

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What's the ting that they's talkin' about everywhere? 

Sex 

When they wanna be suave 'n' debonair 

Sex 

What's poppin' up the most from coast to coast 

Sex 

At yer bongo party an' yer weenie roast 

Sex 

Even them christians who are born again 

Sex 

Go out 'n' get pooched every now 'n' then 

Sex 

Do ya do or don't ya don't 

Sex 

Bet yer lyin' if ya say ya won't 

Sex 

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Some girls try it 'n' go on a diet 

Then they worry 'cause they's too fat 

Who wants t'ride on a ironin' board? 

That ain't no fun... i tried me one 

Grow that meat all over yer bones 

Work the wall with the local jones 

'n' while you do it, remember this line 

The sniffer says it all the time 

"the bigger the cushion, the better the pushin' 

The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin' 

The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin' 

The bigger the cushion..." 

Makes no difference if you're young or old 

Sex 

Don't you act like it's made of gold 

Sex 

Ladies they need it just like the guys 

Sex 

Maybe you could use a protein surprise 

Sex 

Any time, anywhere 

Sex 

Why d'ya think it's growin' there 

Sex 

Some girls try it 'n' they don't like it 

They complain 'cause it don't last 

Who wants to ride on a debutante? 

They talks too much... they moves too fast 

Watch the scenery while you ride 

You can be very warm inside 

'n' when the train goes 'round the bend 

Check the shrub'ry on the other end 

"the bigger the cushion, the better the pushin' 

The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin' 

The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin' 

The bigger the cushion..."