Valley Girl Lyrics - Have I Offended Someone? - Frank Zappa

Valley Girl 

She's a Valley Girl 

Valley Girl 

She's a Valley Girl 

Okay, fine 

Fer sure, fer sure 

She's a Valley Girl 

In a clothing store 

Okay, fine... 

Fer sure, fer sure 

She's a Valley Girl 

In a clothing store 

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Like, OH MY GOD! (Valley Girl) 

Like - TOTALLY (Valley Girl) 

Encino is like SO BITCHEN (Valley Girl) 

There's like the Galleria (Valley Girl) 

And like all these like really great shoe stores 

I love going into like clothing stores and stuff 

I like buy the neatest mini-skirts and stuff 

It s like so BITCHEN cuz like everybody's like 

Super-super nice 

It's like so BITCHEN 

On Ventura, there she goes 

She just bought some bitchen clothes 

Tosses her head 'n flips her hair 

She got a whole bunch of nothin in there 

Photos 

Anyway, he goes are you into S and M? 

I go, oh RIGHT . 

Could you like just picture me in like a 

LEATHER TEDDY 

Yeah right, HURT ME, HURT ME... 

I'm sure! NO WAY! 

He was like freaklng me out... 

He called me a BEASTIE... 

That's cuz like he was totally BLITZED 

He goes like BAG YOUR FACE! 

I'm sure! 

Valley Girl 

She's a Valley Girl 

Valley Girl 

She's a Valley Girl 

Okay, fine... 

Fer sure, fer sure 

She's a Valley Girl 

So sweet 'n pure 

Okay, fine 

Fer sure, fer sure 

She's a Valley Girl 

So sweet 'n pure 

It's really sad (Valley Girl) 

Like my English teacher 

He's like (Valley Girl) 

He's like Mr. BU-FU (Valley Girl) 

We're talking Lord God King BU-FU (Valley Girl) 

I am SO SURE 

He's like so GROSS 

He like sits there and like plays with all his rings 

And he like flirts with all the guys in the class 

It's like totally disgusting 

I'm like so sure It's like BARF ME OUT... 

Gag me with a spoon! 

Last idea to cross her mind 

Had something to do with where to find 

A pair of jeans to fit her butt 

And where to get her toenails cut 

So like I go into this like salon place, y'know 

And I wanted like to get my toenails done 

And the lady like goes, oh my God, your toenails 

Are like so GRODY 

It was like really embarassing 

She's like OH MY GOD, like BAG THOSE TOENAILS 

I'm like sure... 

She goes, uh, I don't know if I can handle this, 

y'know... 

I was like really embarassed. . 

Valley Girl 

She's a Valley Girl 

Valley Girl 

She's a Valley Girl 

Okay, fine 

Fer sure, fer sure 

She's a Valley Girl 

And there is no cure 

Okay, fine 

Fer sure, fer sure 

She's a Valley Girl 

And there is no cure 

Like my mother is like a total space cadet (Valley Girl) 

She like makes me do the dishes and (Valley Girl) 

CLEAN the cat box (Valley Girl) 

I am sure 

That's like GROSS (Valley Girl) 

BARF OUT! (Valley Girl) 

OH MY GOD (Valley Girl 

Hi! 

Uh-huh (Valley Girl) 

My name? 

My name is Ondrya Wolfson (Valley Girl) 

Uh -huh 

That's right, Ondrya (Valley Girl) 

Uh -huh... 

I know (Valley Girl) 

It's like... 

I do not talk funny... 

I'm sure (Valley Girl) 

Whatsa matter with the way I talk? (Valley Girl) 

I am a VAL, I know 

But I live in like in a really good part of Encino so 

it's okay (Valley Girl) 

So like, I don't know 

I'm like freaking out totally 

Oh my God! 

Hi - I have to go to the orthodontist 

I'm getting my braces off, y'know 

But I have to wear a retainer 

That's going to be really like a total bummer 

I'm freaking out 

I'm SURE 

Like those things that like stick in your mouth 

They're so gross... 

You like get saliva all over them 

But like, I don't know, it's going to be cool, y'know 

So you can see my smile 

It'll be like really cool 

Except my like my teeth are like too small 

But NO BIGGIE... 

It's so AWESOME 

It's like TUBULAR, y'know 

Well, I'm not like really ugly or anything 

It's just like 

I don't know 

You know me, I'm like into like the clean stuff 

Like PAC-MAN and like, I don't know 

Like my mother like makes me do the dishes 

It's like so GROSS. . . 

Like all the stuff like sticks to the plates 

And its like, it's like somebody elses food, y'know 

It's like GRODY... 

GRODY TO THE MAX 

I'm sure 

It's like really nauseating 

Like BARF OUT 

GAG ME WITH A SPOON 

GROSS 

I am SURE 

TOTALLY...