Stick It Out Lyrics - Joe's Garage Acts I, Ii & Iii - Frank Zappa

Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) 

Warren cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals) 

Denny walley (slide guitar, vocals) 

Ike willis (lead vocals) 

Peter wolf (keyboards) 

Arthur barrow (bass, vocals) 

Ed mann (percussion) 

Vinnie colaiuta (drums) 

Joe leaves the first church of appliantology and sets out to try l. ron's expensive advice 

Central scrutinizer: 

This is the central scrutinizer... joe has just learned to speak german now, get this, here's why he did it! he's gonna go to this club on the other side of town, it's called the closet... and t 

Ot these appliances in there that really go for a guy dressed up like a housewife who can speak german (you know what I mean)... so joe's learned how to speak german, he goes into this place and 

Ees these little kitchen machineries dancing around with each other, and he sees this one... that looks like ah, it's a cross between an industrial vacuum cleaner and a chrome piggy bank with mar 

Aids stuck all over it's body... it's really exciting... and when he sees it, he bursts into song... 

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Joe: 

Fick mich, du 

Miserabler hurensohn 

Du miserabler hurensohn 

Fick mich, du 

Miserabler hurensohn 

Streck ihn aus 

Streck aus deinen 

Heissen gelockten 

Streck ihn aus 

Streck aus deinen 

Heissen gelockten 

Streck ihn aus 

Streck aus deinen 

Heissen gelockten 

Schwanz 

Ah-ee-ahee-ahhhhh! 

Mach es sehr schnell 

Rein und raus 

Magisches schwein 

Mach es sehr schnell 

Rein und raus 

Magisches schwein 

Bis es spritzt, spritzt, 

Spritzt, spritzt 

Feuer! 

Bis es spritzt, spritzt, 

Spritzt, spritzt 

Feuer! 

Aber beklecker nicht 

Das sofa, sofa! 

Aber beklecker nicht 

Das sofa, sofa! 

Aber beklecker nicht 

Das sofa, sofa! 

Aber beklecker nicht 

Das sofa, sofa! 

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Stunned by joe's command of it's native tongue, a gleaming model xqj-37 nuclear powered pan-sexual roto-plooker named sy borg (previously thought to be the son of the lady who called the police 

T two, side I), spindles over to joe and says... 

Sy borg: 

Pick me... i'm clean... 

I am also programmed 

For conversational 

English. 

This stuns joe, who stands there speechless for a moment. smitten by joe's animal magnetism, sy continues... 

Sy borg: 

May I have 

This dance? 

And joe, looking sharp in his housewife costume with the napkin on his head and the yellow chiffon apron, responds boldly by repeat- ing the entreaty originally delivered in deutsch in it's conve 

Onal english form, so that his intentions re- garding the appliance will be made perfectly clear... 

Joe: 

I've got a better idea... 

Fuck me, you ugly son 

Of a bitch 

You ugly son of a bitch 

Fuck me, you ugly son 

Of a bitch 

Stick it out 

Stick out yer 

Hot curly weenie 

Stick it out 

Stick out yer 

Hot curly weenie 

Stick it out 

Stick out yer 

Hot curly weenie 

Weenie... weenie, 

Weenie, weenie! 

Make it go fast 

In and out, 

(in and out) 

Magical pig 

Make it go fast 

In and out, 

(in and out) 

Magical pig 

Till it squirts, squirts, 

Squirts, squirts 

Fire 

Till it squirts, squirts, 

Squirts, squirts 

Fire 

Don't get no jizz 

Upon that sofa, sofa 

Don't get no jizz 

Upon that sofa, sofa 

Don't get no jizz 

Upon that sofa, sofa 

Don't get no jizz 

Upon that sofa, sofa 

Whereupon, in order to 

Prove to joe that he is 

No ordinary appliance, sy 

Quotes a few lines of 

Traditional american love 

Poetry... 

Sy borg: 

What's a girl like you 

Doing in a place 

Like this? 

Do you come 

Here often? 

Wait a minute... 

I've got it... 

You're an italian... 

What? you're jewish? 

Love your nails... 

You must be a libra... 

Your place or mine? 

Your place or mine? 

Your place or mine? 

Your place or mine? 

See the chrome 

Feel the chrome 

Touch the chrome 

Heal the chrome 

See the screaming 

Hot black steaming 

Iridescent naugahyde 

Python screaming 

Steam roller!