Be Still My Beating Off Lyrics - Meet The Family - Frenzal Rhomb

If it's easier to discuss this 

privately without you dad the 

minister who doesn't take 

kindly to your persuits then 

I'll oblige. 

Was it you that was found 

with your pants down 

watching your favourite cartoon 

yelling at the shopkeeper 

for the changing of the channel 

say to your self: 

"Be still my beating off" 

well it may be inappropriate 

for someone in your position 

as a cop to satisfy 

yourself at the local blue light disco 

say to yourself: 

"Be still my beating off" 

there's no crime when you choose your time 

and your place to masterbate in a public place 

you will be disgraced, it's your right to choose 

whether or not you want to be on the news. 

Well I'm sure the judge will 

look lightly 

on your case considering I saw him 

earlier at the footy 

having a quick one off the wrist then 

say to yourself: 

"Be still my beating off"