(that's) Just Not Legal Lyrics - Meet The Family - Frenzal Rhomb

I turn on the T.V. as switch off my head 

It's almost like bad fiction I have already read, 

well I think I'll come around and shoot your parents instead. 

But then I'd go to gaol and I don't like being cooped up inside. 

I may have lost my self-respect but I've still got my pride. 

I would steal a car but I don't know how to drive. 

The common law that binds us and that keepsus in place 

Is often misconstrued as a god-awful waste 

And it starts to unwind with a kick in the face. 

Legal. That's just not. 

I would take a cricket bat to a jewellery store 

That's if I had a spine and it was within the law 

I would give you the keys to the whole shopping mall. 

I would take a cash machine and run down the street 

That's if I had some muscles and was quick on my feet 

I'm afraid it's a fact that I'm inherently weak 

And that's just not legal. 

I turn on the T.V. as I switch of my head 

I wonder should I go out or just rot here in bed 

or I could burn down a school just to show that I cared 

Senseless acts of violence are not really my game 

I'm much too scared of getting caught or even worse-maimed 

and to swim with no arms well it's just not the same. 

That's just not legal.