Looking (at Tale Of Two Meanings) Lyrics - Gilbert Osullivan

I'm looking for a man who knows how to finish 

Better than to begin 

I'm looking for a girl whose age is Virginia 

Name around seventeen 

I'm looking for a tie that won't get knotted 

One that will not be four making five 

On I've a reason you see 

That's good. tell me where's the door 

I like to think it's time I stopped interfering 

In peoples private lives 

I like to think the bits I find fascinating 

Ought to decrease in size 

I like to think but then you tell me who doesn't 

And I'll tell you a tale/tail 

Is the part you start with when you begin 

Or brush If your dog's on sale 

I like to think but then you tell me who doesn't 

And I'll tell you a sale 

Is the time you find out everything's cheap 

Only prices remain unchanged 

I'm wondering If the girl I married this morning 

Wants us to get divorced 

I'm wondering If the child we both plan on having 

Shouldn't be ordered first 

I'm wondering If the pain I have In my left leg 

Isn't just In my head 

Which Is fine don't mind as long as I'm here 

I might as well stay myself