Victor E Lyrics - Gilbert Osullivan

This pleasure book I'm writing 

Doesn't give me any thrill 

All it does is prove conclusively 

Where there's a way there's Will 

Who by the way along with Mary 

Peter, Patsy, and Paul. 

Has the cheek to turn the other 

When the other was on the ball 

It will be done Thy will become 

Not This or That or Thee 

But something far more mature 

Like Victor E. 

I can't forget the moment 

Of my very first affair 

When the lights were low 

The music so soft Fred, my record player 

Began to do the two step 

Side by side my prize antique 

And before you know it there they were 

Engaging cheek to cheek 

It will be done Thy will become 

Not This or That or Thee 

But something far more mature 

Like Victor E. 

If ever there's a moment 

I feel absolutely sure 

That what I'm about to verge upon 

Won't rate the least obscure 

Then just to recap on that point 

I'd like now this to say 

When the Indians begin to charge 

What will the Cavalry pay 

It will be done Thy will become 

Not This or That or Thee 

But something far more mature 

Like Victor E. 

Victor A. Victor B. Victor C. Victor D. 

Victor E