Let's Have A Kiki / Turkey Lurkey Time Lyrics - Glee

Hey, I'm calling you back. 

Ooh, she's been a bitch tonight! 

And by bitch I mean this rain 

No cabs, nowhere. 

So I had to put on the wig, and the heels, 

And the lashes and the eairh 

And take the train to the club 

And you know the MTA should stand for Mutha touchin' my Ass 

So then I get to the club lookin' like a drowned harassed rat 

And am greeted not by Miss Rose at the door, 

But our friend, Johnny 5-0. 

Yes honey, the NYPD shut down the party! 

So no fee for me! 

I don't even know what's the Tea! 

So I hope you're up, girl, 

'Cause we are all coming over 

Lock the doors, lower the blinds 

Fire up the smoke machine and put on your heels 

'Cause I know exactly what we need! 

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Let's have a kiki 

I wanna have a kiki! 

Lock the doors, (Tight!) 

Let's have a kiki, (mother) 

I'm gonna let you have it 

Let's have a kiki 

I wanna have kiki, (dive) (turn) (work) 

Let's have a kiki 

We're gonna serve, 

and work 

and turn, 

and hon-hon-honey. 

A kiki is a party for calming all your nerves, 

We're spilling tea and dishing just deserts one may deserve. 

And though the sun is rising, few may choose to leave, 

So shade that lid and we'll all bid adieu to your ennui. 

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Let's have a kiki 

I wanna have a kiki! 

Lock the doors, (Tight!) 

Let's have a kiki, (mother) 

I'm gonna let you have it 

Let's have a kiki 

I wanna have kiki, (dive) (turn) (work) 

Let's have a kiki 

Let's have a kiki 

We're gonna serve, 

and work 

and turn, 

and hon-hon-honey. 

It's turkey lurkey time 

Tom turkey ran away but he just came home 

It's turkey lurkey time 

He's really home to stay, never one to roam 

Let us make a wish 

And may all our wishes come true 

Turkey lurkey, loosey goosey (Oooo) 

Some for uncle Joe, some for cousin Lucy 

Everybody gather 'round the table 

Dig in, dinner's being served 

Eat all the turkey you are able 

Can't you see a partridge in a pear tree? 

Climb up and bring it down for me 

That's something I would like to see 

This kiki is marvelous! 

Kiki, soso 

oui, oui, non non! 

Kiki, soso 

Oui, oui, non non! 

Kiki, soso 

Oui, oui, non non! 

Kiki, soso 

Oui, oui, non non! 

Let's have a kiki 

I wanna have a kiki! 

Lock the doors, (Tight!) 

Let's have a kiki, (mother) 

I'm gonna let you have it 

Let's have a kiki 

I wanna have kiki, (Kurt: dive) (Rachel: turn) (Kurt: work) 

Let's have a kiki 

Let's have a kiki 

We're gonna serve, 

and work 

and turn, 

and hon-hon-honey. 

Let's have a kiki 

I wanna have a kiki! 

Lock the doors (tight!) 

Let's have a kiki, (hunty) (dropper) 

I'm gonna let you have it 

Let's have a kiki 

I wanna have a kiki, boots, ten, queen 

Let's have a kiki 

We're gonna serve, 

and work 

and turn, 

Lets have a kiki!