Musical Monkey Lyrics - Musical Monkey - Guttermouth

I've got a fanzine 

So I should know 

everything bout every band 

I turned punk 2 years ago 

I tell my subjects 

I'm D.I.Y. 

I'll your band a sellout 

& I'll tell convienient lies 

I've got a lot of staples 

and to much.... 

Time to trash a band 

They fucking blow 

since I wasn't on the list 

I didn't make the show oh well 

No major labels 

They really suck 

except for Bad Religion 

can't get their sticker of my truck 

got my own agenda 

I write the rules 

I'll use my moms cash 

nobody knows 

are you calling me a liar 

yeah my story has some holes 

I'll start a label 

rip of the bands 

I will liberate the punk scene 

Just part of my master plan 

If its in my zine 

It must be true 

Who told you I'm always crying 

Just because I'm getting sued 

That guys an asshole 

That bands on Ludes 

I guess my little fanzine 

is like the weekly world news