What's The Big Deal? Lyrics - Musical Monkey - Guttermouth

its a 3 day weekend 

im loading up my truck 

got tons of beer 

might shoot a deer 

blow the shit out of a duck 

steve's got a crossbow 

jamie a shotgun 

anything that fuckin moves 

ready aim fire BLAM! 

oh my god i cant believe 

the antlers on that buck 

it would take 40 men 

to load him in the truck 

nice shot 

got that sucker right between the eyes 

lets get a cold one don 

love seats made from hides 

stock your smoke house full of meat 

pink and blue and yellow keychains 

made from rabbits feet 

trade your jerky to the indians 

enjoy a coon skin hat 

whip up some homemade criscos 

with the extra fat 

im wishin 

a flock of geese would fly on by 

im hopin i can bag not 4 but 5 reloadin 

jesus fuckin christ 

thats the biggest moose i've ever seen 

get my gun goddamnit get him! 

if i cant shoot them 

ill start a forest fire 

watch em run 

right at my gun 

no need for oscar meyer 

thats a fine lookin piece of meat young man 

im ready for that one there 

yeh that ones for me 

trophies on your wall 

slap some new boots on your feet 

the wallet in my pocket 

kinda smells like meat 

a half a dozen quail 

a hearty rack of lamb 

there must be 50 beavers 

in that fuckin dam