Everyday's Forecast Lyrics - The Papercut Chronicles - Gym Class Heroes

You think you know, but you have no idea 

This is the diary of a breathing onomanopia 

Now here's another broken link for anyone 

Who thinks my life's together 

I rock a raincoat despite the pleasant weather 

God's placed a permanent dark cloud above my head 

But he was nice enough to loan me a holy umbrella 

Thank ya fella, how considerate 

I'm the illegitimate son of accident-prone degenerates 

Today's forecast, "Partly cloudy with a good chance of rain" 

So I wear my sarcasm badge proudly and 

Flash a devilish grin that'll make the most 

Masculine of men skeptical of his existence 

And when the rain begins, I take a seat to retire 

And admire the spectacle from a distance 

For instance, there was this cat the other day shootin' me ice grills 

But when I looked, he looked the other way 

Now any other day, I wouldn't let this type of shit bother me 

Today it was enough to make my lucky charms soggy 

So finally I stepped to him, kindly disrespected him 

Looked him dead in the eyes and analyzed how it effected him 

He broke down in tears talkin' 'bout how God neglected him 

Make this rain go away 

Things would be much better 

I swear, I swear 

If the sun would come out today 

Life would be more worthwhile, worthwhile 

And all it took was a sewing needle to deflate my swollen ego 

Then pop, pop went my God Complex 

I never thought 19 years after my first breath 

I'd be in art school surrounded by corny fucks 

Debating who's more depressed 

I'm 22 now, and still can't deal with what's real 

But I'll be damned if I give up and settles for pills, shit 

My daddy taught me better, mommy taught me how to crack 40's 

And jack 6 packs in oversized sweaters 

Over time weather changes so I'm in the rain waiting 

For the flood gates to open 

Impersonating my favorite VH1 Behind the Music tragedy 

Catastrophe never tasted so acidic before 

I'm PH balanced for the floor? But strong enough to stay a float 

And doggy paddle long enough to catch that life preserver rope 

And then I'll be on a parallel ladder laughin' like 

Damn, my man, for the love of Pete what happened? 

And finally I step to you, kindly disrespect you 

Looked you dead in the eyes and analyze how it affects you 

Watch you break down in tears talkin' 'bout how God neglected you 

Make this rain go away 

Things would be much better 

I swear, I swear 

If the sun would come out today 

Life would be more worthwhile, worthwhile, worthwhile 

You ever watch a whole day wash away like your 

Very last match that got wet the second you struck it 

Well, go ahead, relieve your stress, kick that bucket all you want 

A cigarette that never mattered's what you stuck with 

You ever watch a whole day wash away like your 

Very last match that got wet the second you struck it 

Well, go ahead, relieve your stress, kick that bucket all you want 

A cigarette that never mattered's what you stuck with 

Make this rain go away 

Things would be much better 

I swear, I swear 

If the sun would come out today 

Life would be more worthwhile, worthwhile, worthwhile 

You ever watch a whole day wash away like your 

Very last match that got wet the second you struck it 

Well, go ahead, relieve your stress, kick that bucket all you want 

A cigarette that never mattered's what you stuck with 

You ever watch a whole day wash away like your 

Very last match that got wet the second you struck it 

Well, go ahead, relieve your stress, kick that bucket all you want 

A cigarette that never mattered's what you stuck with