Wejustfreestylin' Pt2 Lyrics - The Papercut Chronicles - Gym Class Heroes

[Intro conversation to open] 

If he were recording 

If he were recording right now 

Then he would be getting all this at the start 

My track - yo we should have a freestyle on this 

Freestyle? Hit 'em off with somethin 

Spit a verse Travis, spit a verse 

Quit picking your nose, and come off 

Quit picking your nose? Fuck you 

[Freestyle] 

Traded in my, hollow words for jelly-filled verbs 

And five pound pronouns and predicates 

This is Schlep's etiquette for sloppy fable manners get your napkins 

Matty Duke kick the beat, and I'm rappin 

Top of the line, top of the world, top of the mornin to ya top dawg 

That's a top notch tie you got, tie it in a knot 

'til your eyeballs pop out 

So you can actually see what an actual MC looks like 

And if I had to pick and choose 

I'd be the indecisive dick in the votin booth 

Laughin at my options, like 

Stop the press, inform the media 

Schlep Rock is leavin ya, walkin with prosthetic concoctions 

I thought I told you, you just a toadstool 

I'm Mario with firepower, stickin dick to the Princess 

It's just senseless, like that David and Goliath drama 

Minus the slingin stones, you're basically defenseless 

Anyway you wanted Schlep Rock's cock obnoxious 

It feels like a MIDGET is chillin in my boxers 

[Outro] 

Whaaaat, what? (I'm sorry)