Dickie Davis Eyes Lyrics - Singles - Half Man Half Biscuit

Mention the Lord of the Rings 

Just once more 

And I'll more than likely kill you 

"Moorcock, Moorcock, Michael, Moorcock" you fervently moan. 

Is this a wok 

that you've shoved down my throat, 

Or are you just pleased to see me? 

Brian Moore's head looks uncannily 

like London Planetarium. 

Chorus: 

And all those people Who you romantically, 

Like to still believe are alive, 

Are dead! 

So I'll wipe my snot 

On the arm of your chair 

As you put another Roger Dean poster 

On the wall. 

God, I could murder a Cadbury's Flake!Then I guess you wouldn't let me 

into heaven. 

Or maybe you would 'cause their adverts Promote oral sex 

A Romany bint in a field 

with her paints, 

Suggesting we faint at her beauty, 

But she's got Dickie Davis Eyes!