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Divorced, beheaded and died 

Divorced, beheaded, survived 

I'm Henry the Eigth, I had six sorry wives 

Some might say I ruined their lives 

Catherine of Aragon was one 

She failed to give me a son 

I had to ask her for a divorce 

That broke her poor heart, of course 

Young Anne Boleyn, she was two 

Had a daughter, the best she could do 

I said she flirted with some other man 

And off for the chop went dear Anne 

Lovely Jane Seymour was three 

The love of a lifetime for me 

She gave me a son, little Prince Ed 

Then poor old Jane went and dropped dead 

Divorced, beheaded and died 

Divorced, beheaded, survived 

I'm Henry the Eigth, I had six sorry wives 

Some might say I ruined their lives 

Anne of Cleves came at four 

I fell for the portrait I saw 

Then laid eyes on her face and cried 

'She's a horse! I must have another divorce! ' 

Catherine Howard was five 

A child of nineteen, so alive 

She flirted with others, no way to behave 

The axe sent young Cath to her grave 

Catherine Parr she was last 

By then all my best days were past 

I lay on my deathbed, aged just fifty-five 

Lucky Catherine the last stayed alive 

(I mean, how unfair! ) 

Divorced, beheaded and died 

Divorced, beheaded, survived 

I'm Henry the Eigth, I had six sorry wives 

You could say I ruined their lives.