The Borgia Family Lyrics - Singles - Horrible Histories

Lucrezia, Giovanni 

Gioffre and Cesare 

Italian barmy army 

The Borgia Family 

Our Daddy was Rodrigo 

I had a monstrous ego 

When he makes trouble we go 

The Borgia Family 

Our tale begins Renaissance Spain, its leaders were a shower 

And I ran out of patience so began my quest for power 

I splashed my cash to all the Papal Cardinals in hope 

That they'd be bought, they were in short, and I became the Pope 

More power than I oughta 

Blood's thicker than water 

Appoint my sons and daughter 

To run a dynasty 

With Daddy as the Pope I could do as I pleased, was ace 

I'd kill a man who'd dare to like invade my personal space 

I found a husband for Lucrezia, rich Giovanni Sforza 

Do you love him? Yes, of course, but love is power and money more so 

Now married to the Sforzas 

This opens up new doorses 

The world bows down before us 

The Borgia/Sforza Family 

Oh yes and while we're at 

We will marry son Gioffre 

Aged 12 but so what, soon we'll be 

The Borgia/Sforzia and the Naples Family 

[Ah] 

When the Sforza Family eventually bores ya 

We'll just annul the marriage if he refuses to divorce ya 

Don't I get a say? 

Don't fret, for you, another man I'll get 

Alfonzo of Aragon 

I like him, this could go on and on 

You like him, I've gone off him 

His pretty face makes me wince 

You killed him? Yeah I'm the model for 

Machiavelli's Prince 

Giovanni ran the army but Cesare said... No way 

I'll kill you if you cross me, I might kill you anyway 

I am the mostest powerfulest evilest of all 

As long as Dad's alive there's not a single chance I'll fall 

[Ugh] 

[Oh, no] 

We've suddenly lost status 

It seems the whole world hate us 

They excommunicate us 

The Borgia Family 

R.I.P.