The Polite Rap Lyrics - Hugh Laurie

Standin' on a bus, We're packed shoulder to shoulder 

There were strangers in my face, I could feel it gettin' colder 

Bus doors open, Nobody get out 

Look here a little old woman is gettin' on, I start to shout 

I said get up, stand up, off of your feet 

Make space for the lady, Somebody give a seat 

She's just standin' there achin', her whole body's shakin' 

She stops and falls over, this time she aint't fakin' 

But won't nobody move, don't hear a word I say 

So I take a deep breath, it's time I get my way 

Say please, don't make me say it twice 

Let's all get some manners here, let's try to be nice 

Be nice, be nice 

'Cause I'm a good-ass motherliker 

Get home to my bitch, she be waitin' all alone 

I put water in her bowl and I give her a bone 

Neighbours come callin', holdin' out a cup 

So I get out the sugar and I fill it right up 

Be nice, be nice 

'Cause i'm a good-ass motherliker