You Wouldn't Know Lyrics - Singles - Jonathan Coulton

Funny story: 

I forgot how much of a big fat mess you are 

I've been busy doing science 

It's been tons of fun so far 

Everything clean 

Nothing on fire 

All by myself 

Finally 

Things change 

When they don't replace your core 

It feels 

So strange 

Not to hate you anymore 

But you wouldn't know 

Would you? 

I was saying this to Batman 

Oh, he was here the other day 

Maybe you know him 

He's a big deal 

But I don't think of him that way 

He's just a friend 

Someone I trust 

Someone who won't 

Kill me 

I'm fine 

Just in case you think I'm not 

I am 

This time 

I'm better with the friends I've got 

But you wouldn't know 

Would you? 

I don't mean for this to sting 

I forgive you everything 

You monster 

I can guess the reasons why 

You are never coming by 

For me 

I should go, there's something happening 

That will make you wish you'd stayed 

There's a party with a real cake 

Yes it's real 

A cake I made 

Talking and fun 

Testing and fun 

All of this fun 

Without you 

Too bad 

You let it get so out of hand 

How much 

We had 

Finally I understand 

But you wouldn't know 

Would you? 

But you wouldn't know 

Would you?