Detachable Penis Lyrics - Happy Hour - King Missile

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover 

And my penis was missing again 

This happens all the time 

It's detachable 

This comes in handy a lot of the time 

I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble 

Or I can rent it out when I don't need it 

But now and then I go to a party 

Get drunk 

And the next the morning, I can't for the life of me 

Remember what I did with it 

First I looked around my apartment 

And I couldn't find it 

So I called up the place where the party was 

They hadn't seen it either 

I asked them to check the medicine cabinet 

'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes 

But not this time 

So I told them if it pops up to let me know 

I called a few people who were at the party 

But they were no help either 

I was starting to get desperate 

I really don't like being without my penis for too long 

It makes me feel like less of a man 

And I really hate to having to sit down 

Every time I take a leak 

After a few hours of searching the house 

And calling everyone I could think of 

I was starting to get very depressed 

So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast 

Then as I walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place 

Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street 

I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven 

Some guy was selling it 

I had to buy it off him 

He wanted 22 bucks but I talked him down to 17 

I took it home, washed it off 

And put it back on 

I was happy again, complete 

People sometimes tell me 

I should get it permanently attached but I don't know 

Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass 

I like having a detachable penis 

Detachable penis 

Detachable penis 

Detachable penis 

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