Christmas Commentary Lyrics - A Very Larry Xmas - Larry The Cable Guy

Get a job, you bum bum bum bum 

money dont grow on trees, you bum bum bum bum, 

Silent Farts, Deadly Farts, 

All was calm, Not for long, 

Oh come on ye little forner C 

ome and get them green cards 

And learn some damn english and than how to drive 

I wish my mother-in-law got Hit by a car 

I Wish my mother-in-law got hit by a car 

I Wish my mother-in-law got hit by a car 

so I wouldnt have to hear her Bitch 

Blue Balls, Blue balls 

Its doller night, at the titty Club 

See them Dance on my Pants, soon it will be bathroom time 

You better watch Out I think shes a guy 

I aint quite sure but somethin aint right 

Janet renos comin to town 

Donny the retard had an 8 pound water head 

He was 5 foot 3 and he said to me 

'My names donny, 

The First queir santa clause wore red leather chaps, 

and a pair of white shorty sorts 

that had a hole in the back, 

I pissed my pants, the tolit was just to far 

I Drunk to much damn Beer 

I tried to hold it in, but my bladder just gave in 

And I pissed right through my drawers 

Riright through my Wrangler drawers, 

I pissed 

I pissed 

Right my Wrangler Drawers