Boat Lyrics - Singles - Lemon Demon

once upon a time in a warehouse near a Mississippi ravine 

there was a Theodore Roosevelt statue made of solid aquamarine 

I have hollowed out quite a comfy living space inside of his head 

they still don't know I'm making the noise 

they think it's Teddy's spirit instead 

here we go, top layer of cheese 

oh no, big hornets and bees 

speaking Japanese 

I'm on fire, I'm on a grenade 

going faster than the Christmas Day parade 

without a doubt, and by far 

the greatest way to travel ain't by car 

A E, I owe you sometimes, why? 

why not? you know me 

I like to disagree 

once upon a time in Morocco, aliens came out of the sky 

they said they wanted chocolate coins, they would not tell the president why 

people gathered what they could and they put it all inside the alien craft 

but it was not enough for the aliens so they killed everybody and laughed 

spring water, natural flavors 

pyridoxine hydrochloride 

citric acid, malic acid, sodium benzoate, potassium sorbate 

and cyanocobalamin, yeah 

I'm on fire, I'm on big train 

going faster than Stephen Hawking's brain 

there is no way I can win 

I won't give up and that's my only sin 

A E, I owe you sometimes, why? 

why not? you know why, you know why 

so row your boat down the stream 

you know life is but a dream 

you may sense a running theme 

but it's never what it seems to seem to be 

or it's not 

it's exactly what you thought 

but by then you had forgotten 

the reason you were on that stupid yacht 

(chocolate coins, chocolate coins...)