Dance Like An Idiot Lyrics - Singles - Lemon Demon

one cold December night back in 1984 

a scientist had found himself upon the dance floor 

he started twitching and shaking like a pile of jumping beans 

at first it looked stupid but the end justified the means 

well I know it's not generally considered very cool 

to dance like a nitwit, to dance like a fool 

but now that's just a guideline, not a rule 

I've been making my way through the danceclub scene 

been trying it out, it's my brand new routine 

and it's catching on big, it's so hot it's obscene 

so get off the wall, stand proud and tall 

get out there and dance like an idiot 

you know it's all good, so rock the neighborhood 

get out there and dance like an idiot 

you might wanna eat a lotta sugar first 

have some caffeinated soda to quench your thirst 

then step into the crowd and give it your worst 

no matter what you do, you can't go wrong 

you can dance like an idiot all night long 

as long as you've got no rhythm, you're going strong 

so get off the wall, stand proud and tall 

get out there and dance like an idiot 

you know it's all good, so rock the neighborhood 

get out there and dance like an idiot 

(are you ready? ...yes I am! (here we go)) 

put your hands on your knees and hobble to the right 

then do a 360 with your eyes shut tight 

while you're dizzy get busy and pretend you're a mime 

then make whiny noises and clap five times 

hold out your arms, start running in place 

try to do the Moonwalk, and fall on your face 

get up and stomp around like a big fat lummox 

then jump out the window with your hands on your buttocks 

like an idiot, like an idiot 

like an idiot, like an idiot 

(dance) like an idiot, like an idiot 

(dance) like an idiot, like an idiot 

so get off the wall, stand proud and tall 

get out there and dance like an idiot 

you know it's all good, so rock the neighborhood 

get out there and dance like an idiot 

get off the wall, stand proud and tall 

get out there and dance like an idiot 

you know it's all good, so rock the neighborhood 

get out there and dance like an idiot