Porno Lyrics - Singles - Limbomaniacs

I watch porno in the day I watch porno at night 

I'm a terminal case and I love my plight 

Some say I'm sick I say I'm alright 

All I do is fess up while they keep it out of sight 

It's my own religion my own kind of heaven 

Big ole schlongs goin' into little women 

All for me to see on the color screen 

Bonerville, Arizona, you know what I mean 

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I need porno 

I need porno 

Magazines yeah you know I've got 'em 

Full'a young naked women with young naked bottoms 

My name is House the albino mouse 

I always read Penthouse never read Proust 

I got every single issue of Bondage Quarterly 

All but one of Gay Night Orderlies 

I read the best I read the rest and now I confess 

I got a life subscription to Enema Digest 

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I'm not afraid to admit to my addiction 

I like to watch two people use friction 

Big black Mama Jama or Ginger Lynn 

I like to watch it go in and out again 

On the video fast or slow-mo 

I can unwind to a good porno show 

My girlfriend she gets so uptight 

When I call her and I tell her it's porno night 

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