The Toilet's Flooded Lyrics - Singles - Limbomaniacs

(Cobwebz/Bosco) 

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The toilet's flooded, the load won't fit 

The toilet's flooded with the great big shit 

The toilet's flooded, the load won't fit 

The toilet's flooded with the great big shit 

There was this dude his name was Ted 

He just stopped over and he said, 

"I'd go outside if I had to pee 

But I got a big ole doo-doo inside of me." 

He disappeared, but he wasn't gone long 

We finished lunch he was still in the john 

We didn't have a clue 'cause he didn't cut a fart 

But what he left in my bowl was a work of art 

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We all went in to take a peek 

What happened next knocked us right off our feet 

It jumped out of the john, it jumped out of the bowl 

It had no morals, it had no soul 

It slimed around our carpet like a mud-colored slug 

It left a foul-smelling trail that soiled the rug 

I went to get a baseball bat to kill that thing 

But it zapped around the house like brown lightning 

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He took a record dump known across the nation 

Now we gotta use the service station 

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