I'm Bad Lyrics - Bigger & Deffer - Ll Cool J

(Calling all cars, calling all cars) 

(Be on the lookout for a tall light-skinned brother with dimples) 

(Wearing a black Kangol, sweatsuit, gold chain, and sneakers) 

(Last seen on Farmers Boulevard headed east) 

(Alias L.L. Cool J) 

(He's bad) 

No rapper can rap quite like I can 

I'll take a musclebound man and put his face in the sand 

Not the last Mafioso I'm a MC cop 

Make you say, "Go L.L. and do the wop" 

If you think you can out rhyme me, yeah boy I bet 

Cause I ain't met a motherfucker who can do that yet 

Trendsetter I'm better my rhymes are good 

I got a gold name plate that says I wish you would 

And when rap begin then I gotta join in and 

Before my rhyme is over you know I'm a win 

Cool J has arrived so you better make way 

Ask anybody in the crowd they say the kid don't play! 

Sparring competition that's my hobby and job 

I don't wear a disguise because I don't own the mob 

Got a pinpoint rap that makes you feel trapped 

So many girls on my jock I think my phone here is tapped 

I'm bad 

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I'm like Tyson icin' I'm a soldier at war 

I'm makin' sure you don't try to battle me no more 

Got concrete rhymes been rappin' for ten years and 

Even when I'm braggin' I'm bein' sincere 

MC's can't win I make 'em rust like tin 

They call me Jaws my hat is like a shark's fin 

Because I'm bad as can be got my voice all waxed 

Some brothers think he's making records now he must have relaxed 

I couldn't shouldn't and it'll stay that way 

The best rapper you've heard is L.L. Cool J 

Kamikaze take a look at what I've done 

Used to rock in my basement now I'm number one 

And can happen on time never standin' on lime 

You want to try me first you better learn how to rhyme 

I'm the pinnacle that means I reign supreme 

And I'm notorious I'll crush you like a jelly bean 

I'm bad 

I eliminate punks cut 'em up in chunks 

You were souped you heard me and your ego shrunk 

I'm devastating I'm so good it's a shame 

Cause I eat rappers like a cannibal they call me insane 

I'm as strong as a bull of course you know I am pull 

I enjoy what I'm doing plus I'm paid in full 

Not Buckaroo Bonsai but busted out as I 

Say the kind of rhymes that make MC's withstand I tie 

Never retire or put my mike on the shelf 

The baddest rapper in the history of rap itself 

Not bitter or mad just provin' I'm bad 

You want a hit give me a hour plus a pen and a pad 

MC's they retreat cause they know I can beat 'em 

And eat 'em in a battle and the ref won't cheat 'em 

I'm the best takin' out all rookies 

So forget Oreos eat Cool J cookies 

I'm bad 

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Never ever no never 

Never wearin' no Levis battle me why try 

I'll treat you like a stepchild so tell mommy bye bye 

Sparrin' MC's and I'm a never get with 

When I retire I'll get worship like a old battleship 

L.L. I'm bad other rappers know 

When I enter the center they say, "Yo, yo there he go!" 

My paycheck's large Mr. Bogart in charge 

Not a puncher or hunter from a rap cool large 

The original Todd teachin' how to be hard 

Take the skin off a snake and split a pea from a pod 

You're a novice I'm noble and I decipher my tongue 

Not Atilla the Hun but no I'm Threwler his son 

My pulse exact like rack and pinion in a Jag 

You try to brag you get your rhymes from a grab-bag 

No good scavenger catfish vulture 

My tongue's a chisel in this competition sculpture 

I'm bad 

(Think I'm gonna need backup) 

(Think I'm gonna need backup) 

(What you need that for?) 

(Yo this is L.L. Cool J) 

(And you'll never catch me so don't even try it) 

(I'm too bad for ya, understand) 

I'm bad!