Pink Cookies In A Plastic Bag Lyrics - Singles - Ll Cool J

The act of makin love...is... 

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pink cookies in a plastic bag, gettin crushed by buildings 

pink cookies in a plastic bag, gettin crushed by buildings 

I'll take 30 electric chairs 

and put'em in a classroom 

30 MC's 

and set'em free from thier doom. 

just like a tomahawk cuts through the wind 

when we begin 

the wheel of furtune it spins 

holdin' 

the rhythm like elastic 

moldin' 

your whole body like plastic 

so why try to deny what ya already know ya love 

up above 

cause the mania 

hysteria 

in the streets 

while ya lovers gettin merrier 

in the sheets 

I met this lady named 

sweet young thing and 

she gave me that feelin 

that sunshine bring in. 

Hordable 

sportable 

totally affordable 

silky smooth 

voice was real audible. 

I said your cool as Ice Cuba 

she said, "your that Public Enemy 

I seen on the tuba." 

Naw. 

I'm like your Uncle baby. 

The style of your beautiful face 

drives me crazy. 

Well can we do ya so Heavy ah D? 

She said, "You tried to play me 

like Big Dad-dy." 

I said, "I know your Tribe, 

I Called and re-Quested 

for you to be manifested." 

She said, "You know the Same Gang and my Flava Unit too?" 

I said, "You only knew the certain things I wanna do, do you?" 

Rub ya down with warm Ice-T 

make ya feel Bran Nubien 

in-stant-ly. 

Boogie Down 

and check this Production. 

Gimme them lips 

they look good for suction. 

She said, "Sweet tease 

cool with a little almond joy 

on the side 

just doin' the fly" 

You like poundcake? 

Comin' to my house 

turn on the lights 

and see me on the couch. 

I said, "Do the jingle 

and your from around the way. 

I like your earrings 

L's 

but anyway... 

Your grand-daddy is 

here to spread cheer. 

Somethin nice and smooth 

with my tounge in your ear. 

Give me a snack 

some Salt And Pepper on a burger. 

Ice Cube T 

or if you prefer the 

taste of honey Kid 

ride in my Capri and 

that's the joint 

they got the real clear CD in. 

She said, "Stars couldn't get me in a car. 

I don't know what type of man ya are. 

You might know karate 

do me and get away 

I got a glimpse of your license plate 

N-W-A." 

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She was Chubb-y and 

ready to Rock 

Naughty By Nature and 

part of my private stock and 

ridin in the relax 

frame of mind and 

hmmmmmmmmmmmm... 

Hammer timin. 

Incredible. 

So edible 

and unforgettable. 

Soft like a Q-Tip 

I'd love to get with you 

cause I'm the type of guy that got props do 

Feel it in mo and more....... 

When I get ready for a showcase 

put together well 

I go deep 

and have an oil well 

show and tell. 

I said, "Yo-Yo! 

You're so intelligent 

and elegent." 

I n-I never Run to be D 

with another MC 

I got what I want 

right in front of me. 

I know a kid named K 

he's a MD. 

Last time I heard 

yo, was gettin real friendly. 

Belly to belly and 

chest to chest 

thigh by thigh 

leg by leg and 

I guess. 

Ain't no way to get ya out 

your so caught up S-E-X-U-A-L - sort 

of a freaky situation 

with a peppermint twist 

Ricky or Mike is next on the list. 

Nastified and all-funkified 

Come'on 

Come'on 

Come'on 

ride. 

Can you hear? 

Never fear 

whatcha hear. 

What ya hear 

is it clear? 

Understand 

and love ya big dear 

and I will appear 

my dear 

with a beer 

and bags full of cheer 

and waterbed... 

YEAH! 

Cause I rumble and groan. 

She said, "You got to be bad to 

make the moanie moan." 

Ain't no reason to front 

on the way your life shown. 

Booyaa! 

How I'm jumpin' your bones 

like a Grand 

Master in a Flash. 

Put out your cigarette 

and rest your tired ash. 

All I wanna do 

is make woopie 

your my pink cookie. 

Not a wookie 

when you take it off 

I'd love a lookie. 

Cause I'ma mix it up toss style. 

Peace out 

you got the sexual profile. 

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