Dipped In Vaseline Lyrics - Mickey Avalon - Mickey Avalon

I stroll down the Ave like big Johnny Rogers 

I pull tricks for a fix and tonight 

I got flows for hoes with low self esteem 

And more for those swallow protein 

The kid from the 60's stars in skin flicks 

And pays the rent inch after inch 

But now I get fly with lyrics 

While you guys be on some queer shit 

Check out the way I take a mark for 

All that he's got and a whole lot more 

'Cause when your drawers hit your ankles 

I un'take the shank out my sock and take the bank roll 

Oh shit, you just got lit by an illegitimate kid 

Out the orphanage run and shit 

I'm cumin' with styles you can't handle 

Smoother than the velvet that was hanging from my mantle 

So light a candle and praise yo' Lord 

Mickey Avalon's some shit you can afford 

All up on the scene dipped in Vaseline 

In a mask and jeans, girl I'll smash your dreams 

All up on the scene dipped in Vaseline 

In a mask and jeans, girl 

I'm'a constraint hotty getting saucy at the swap meet 

If you want to party get my number and call me 

From dawn to dusk I bust nuts and shoot Charlie 

When you got some money then come and get yo' jollies 

A Quarantine in this California dream 

All up on the scene dipped in Vaseline 

My foster parents told me that I could be 

Anything I wanted to so I became me 

Mickey Avalon the kid who runs free 

Serving sucka MC's and getting paid for my delivery 

I freak beats that stain yo silk sheets 

Filthy on the mike like Lenny Bruce used to be 

They had booster in the pantry, howlin' like a banshee 

And even when I'm wearin' panties I stay manly 

All up on the scene dipped in Vaseline 

In a mask and jeans, girl I'll smash your dreams 

All up on the scene dipped in Vaseline 

In a mask and jeans, girl 

In the Hollywood hills, swallowing pills 

Tipsy off scotch whiskey, sniffin' blow thro hundred dolla bills 

I toast my mostas from coast to coast 

In penthouse suits with out any clothes 

I used to stroll to avid holes in my shoes 

But now I fly first class and bask in sun tanning booths 

Hustling gay dude for Quaalude's, out by the pool 

In a baby blue bathing suit 

Waiting for Jesus to bring the juice 

I was payin' dues while you was playin' in school 

I took the whole scene over with the flow from my lips 

Here's an autographed picture for yo lil' sis 

My days of turning tricks are behind me 

Unless you got the time to wine and dine me 

All up on the scene dipped in Vaseline 

In a mask and jeans, girl I'll smash your dreams 

All up on the scene dipped in Vaseline 

In a mask and jeans, girl 

All up on the scene dipped in Vaseline 

In a mask and jeans, girl I'll smash your dreams 

All up on the scene dipped in Vaseline 

In a mask and jeans, girl