So Rich, So Pretty Lyrics - Mickey Avalon - Mickey Avalon

I like a girl with caked up makeup 

In the sunshine smoking cigarettes to pass the time 

Who wakes up to a bottle of wine on the nightstand 

Bites and scratches the blinds 

But I ain't found one quite right yet 

So I step with pep to the park or supermarket 

Her apartment best be messy 

Alisa don't mind when I call her Leslie 

She's gotta dress with class 

And Jean Paul Gaultier and a Hermes bag 

And four inch tips made of ostrich 

Sharp enough to slit your wrists her lips spread gossip 

Won't say sorry when she offends 

She comes over to my place in her old man's Benz 

In gold and silver and jewels of all colors 

And she doesn't take them off when we're tearing up the covers 

Come on, get it before I change my mind 

Come on kid, don't waste my time 

So rich, so pretty 

It's the best piece of ass in this whole damn city 

So rich, so pretty 

I like a girl who eats and brings it up 

A sassy little frassy with bulimia 

Her best friend's a plastic surgeon 

And when her Beamer's in the shop, she rolls the Benz 

Mani's and pedi's on Sundays and Wednesdays 

Money from mommy lovely in Versace 

Costly sprees, it's on at Barney's 

And I love to watch her go through fifty G's calmly 

She gets naughty with her pilates body 

And thinks it's really funny when her nose goes bloody 

'Cause the blow is so yummy and it keeps her tummy 

Empty and makes her act more friendly 

Dance the night away 

And she won't say nothing when she makes your man stray 

Come on, get it before I change my mind 

Come on kid, don't waste my time 

So rich, so pretty 

Come on, get it before I change my mind 

Come on kid, don't waste my time 

So rich, so pretty 

It's the best piece of ass in this whole damn city 

I've had your kind before, Mickey 

Go get my purse, Mickey 

Lock the door, Mickey 

You're just a midnight snack 

Shh, don't talk back 

You're just a boy, Mickey 

You're just a toy, Mickey 

You're just a boy, Mickey 

Come on, get it before I change my mind 

Come on kid, don't waste my time 

So rich, so pretty 

It's the best piece of ass in this whole damn city 

So rich, so pretty 

So rich, so pretty 

So rich, so pretty 

It's the best piece of ass in this whole damn city 

So rich, so pretty 

So rich, so rich 

So pretty, so pretty 

Mickey, Mickey 

So pretty, so pretty 

Mickey, Mickey 

It's the best piece of ass in this whole damn city 

Mickey, Mickey 

It's the best piece of ass in this whole damn city 

Mickey, Mickey 

It's the best piece of ass in this whole damn city 

Mickey