King Of Spain Lyrics - Singles - Moxy Fruvous

Once I was the King of Spain (now I eat humble pie) 

Oh... my unspeakable wife, Queen Lisa (now I eat humble pie) 

I'm telling you I was the King of Spain (now I eat humble pie) 

And now I work at the Pizza Pizza 

Royalty, lord it looked good on me 

Buried in silk in the royal boudoir or going nuclear free 

Or playing Crokinole with the Princess of Monaco 

Telling my jokes to the OPEC leaders, getting it all on video 

Once I was the King of Spain (now I eat humble pie) 

A palatial palace, that was my home (now I eat humble pie) 

I'm telling you I was the King of Spain (now I eat humble pie) 

And now I vacuum the turf at SkyDome (once he was the King of Spain) 

I can't wait, I'm lowering interest rates, my people say: 

"King, how are you such a genius? 

There's a roof overhead and food on our plates!" 

It's laisez-faire, I don't even give a care 

Let's make Friday part of the weekend 

And give every new baby a chocolate eclair 

Once I was the King of Spain (now I eat humble pie) 

Hey Clinton! Hey Yeltsin! Got problems? You phone me (now I eat humble pie) 

I'm telling you I was the King of Spain (now I eat humble pie) 

Now the Leafs call me up to drive the Zamboni (once he was the King of Spain) 

Now some of you are probably wondering how I cam to be living in Canada 

after being royalty in Spain. Should I tell them, guys? 

Tell us, King! 

You see late one night when the palace was asleep 

Out of my royal chambers and into the garden I creep 

And I wait till the appointed time, when the moon is lighting the pitch 

At which point my peasant friend, who looks just like me 

Arrives and we make a switch 

Prince and pauper, junior and whopper 

World made up of silver and copper 

Out of my own volition, I took a change of position 

So next time you drool in the pizza line 

Remember, slower pizza's more luscious 

The King of Spain never rushes!!! 

Once I was the King of Spain (now I eat humble) 

I was looking for off-handed ways to improve us (now I eat humble pie) 

I'm telling you I was the King of Spain (now I eat humble pie) 

And now I'm jamming with Moxy Fr 

?vous! (once he was the King of Spain)