My Vagina Lyrics - Pump Up The Valuum - Nofx

My vagina has two sets of lips, 

but I don't get monthly blood drips 

My vagina hardly even used 

My vagina's got lots of extra skin 

They took my outtie and made it an in 

Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond 

Operation, sex-cessful 

But now I gotta pee 

Through a miniature hole 

Gotta remember to put the seat down 

And when I wipe my ass 

I go from front to back 

Cause I don't want a bladder infection 

I never thought I'd miss my vas deferans 

I trade it in for a pair of used cans 

Now I get to hang with lesbians 

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Operation, paid up front 

Now I show all my friends 

My new designer cunt 

They think I'm kinda weird 

But that's ok with me 

Cause now I kick their ass 

Played from the ladies team 

There's nothing finer 

Than having a vagina 

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