What's The Matter With Parents Today Lyrics - Pump Up The Valuum - Nofx

Mom and dad, how'd you get so rad? 

When exactly did you get so hip? 

Wearing teenage clothes 

You're always coming to my shows 

And telling me that I should mellow out 

It's absurd, they're singing every word 

You're not supposed to like my band 

Things I like you don't understand 

So please put down that rum and Coke 

That's not behavior for old folk 

Can we just hang on holidays 

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Dad and mom, what planet are you from? 

And what convinced you to pack up and leave 

Doing drugs and asking me for hugs 

What's the matter with parents today? 

Not again when will it end? 

Dad's dressing like Motley Crew 

And why is moms hair dyed bright blue? 

And stayin' out till two or three 

Then having sex publicly 

I thought the apple fell far from the tree 

Mom and dad, I think you ought 

To quit smoking so much pot 

And hanging with my friends 

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Laying round, on the couch 

With my Misfits records out 

Softly banging your head 

Maybe its just a passing phase 

What's the matter with my parents these days?