Bouncy Ball Bum Lyrics - Nutty Noah's Third Adventure - Nutty Noah

I've got a bouncy ball for a bum 

It gives me hours of endless fun 

So if you see me bouncing through the sky tonight 

It's cos I wore my pants too tight 

And if I fall out of my chair 

I'll bounce straight up into the air 

I'm not sure that I like the feeling 

When I connect with the ceiling 

And if I'm walking down the road 

And if I'm carrying a heavy load 

If I trip watch the expression on my face 

As I get bounced right into space 

Let me tell you how this all has come to pass 

I was injected with a polymer in my arm 

My circulation made it settle in my rear 

I wish sometimes it would just disappear 

So I'm so sad and I'm lonely 

I wish I could meet someone like me 

In my mind we're holding hands down the street 

As we're bouncing cheek to cheek 

Maybe one day we'll have a son 

A gibbering wreck of so much fun 

And I'll try hard not to treat him like a toy 

But he'll be my bouncing baby boy