I Need A Wee Lyrics - Nutty Noah's Third Adventure - Nutty Noah

When I get that feeling 

Where I'm busting for the toilet 

It really is quite painful 

And I really can't ignore it 

Today I've been quite thirsty 

So I've been drinking water 

I know that water's good for you 

But I drank more than I oughta 

So I'm looking around 

I'm searching for a loo 

I don't know where they are 

But I really wish I knew 

I need a weeeeeeee 

I need a wee 

I need a wee 

I need a wee 

I need a wee 

I need a wee 

He needs a wee 

I need a wee-wee 

I need a wee 

I need a wee 

I need a wee 

I need a wee 

I need a wee 

He needs a wee 

I need a wee-wee 

Then I get my brain in gear 

And I think of a distraction 

Like running taps, or waterfalls 

Or an Archimedes contraption 

So I think of something dry 

Like a desert, rock, or mountain 

But my brain won't sit around 

Now I'm thinking of a fountain, ohhhh 

I'm hopping from leg to leg 

As I do my wee wee dance 

I cannot hold much longer 

I might just wet my pants 

I need a weeeeeeeee 

I need a wee 

I need a wee 

I need a wee 

I need a wee 

I need a wee 

He needs a wee 

I need a wee-wee 

I need a wee 

I need a wee 

I need a wee 

I need a wee 

I need a wee 

He needs a wee 

I need a wee-wee 

So I cross my legs 

I cross my fingers too 

I hope there's time 

To make it to the loo 

I need a weeeeee 

Someone point me in the right direction 

There's one there 

I think it's free 

I did my wee 

I did my wee 

I did my wee 

I did my wee 

I did my wee 

He did his wee 

I did my wee-wee 

I did my wee 

I did my wee 

And I really enjoyed it 

I got it in the loo 

And I didn't splash the carpet 

I put the seat up 

I put the seat down 

I did my wee 

All around and round 

I did my wee 

I feel so free 

I'm as happy as can be 

Because I did my wee 

My wee-wee-wee-wee-wee...