Cold Tea Lyrics - Singles - Princess Superstar

Yo, here's a big story 'bout Boston and cold tea 

It was me Dougie P and Jeff we call him Kenney 

Left from the Port on the Peter Pan Trailways 

Chillin' with Doug's parents for a coupla days 

Pat and Dave yeah that was Dougie's folks 

Doug asked for the wagon but his dad said nope 

We wanted to jet but Dave sparked the barbeque 

So we ate up the chicken and then we cut loose 

Pat drove the wagon yeah into town 

She was off to catch the Boston Pops symphony sound 

We thanked her for the ride and she gave Doug some money 

She said don't forget the subway closes at 12:30 

Headed to the bar but I had no I.D. 

I had to flirt with the bouncer just to gain entry 

Had a few here and we had a few there 

Bustin' all that shit in Harvard Square 

Cold Tea-I need it 

Shit Goddamn 

12 rolled around and we was feelin' loose 

Then the bartender says he's stoppin' sellin' the juice 

All the bars here close at 1 am so it's time to head out back to the 

suburbs again 

But Kenny wouldn't have it he was rarin' to go 

So for the after-hours we decided to scope 

Asked all the locals where's the place to be 

They said ya gotta go to Chinatown and ask for cold tea 

We were real psyched so we hopped the taxi 

Spotted our place it was called the Dynasty 

Smiled at the waiter, ordered cocktails for 3 

He said we got the pork fried rice but we don't have no cold tea 

We was real bummin' but we needed a snack 

So we ordered on up the fancy Pu-Pu Plat 

Ate all the grease from that crazy platter 

We had no cold tea we was just gettin' fatter! 

Cold-T-Give it to me! 

Shit Goddamn 

We had no more money yeah and nowhere to go 

It was just us on the street with some bums, some hoes 

Then these Boston hicks stumbled onto the street 

They was lookin' to do something that was 'neat' 

They said we don't know what to do, do you 

I said we're not from here, what the fuck is new 

What is up with this Boston town 

There ain't nothin' to do but but sit your butt on the ground 

My butt was real tired I was on the concrete so I said yo let's go to 

Park Street 

We got in the hicks' car they was drivin' real fast 

They was all juiced up, foot was glued to the gas 

I thought we were gonna die for sure 

So I motioned to my crew, I unlocked the door 

He said don't worry honey I'm an Amtrack Conducter 

And do you have a friend as cute as you, I'd like to fuck her 

I said to them yo ya'alls all dorks 

Get me on that Peter Pan back to New York!!! 

Cold-T-I need it! 

Shit Goddamn