Let Me Teach You How To Eat Lyrics - Rev - Reverend Horton Heat

Let me teach you how to eat 

Teach you how to eat 

Let me teach you how to eat 

Teach you how to eat 

How to marinate the meat 

Marinate the meat 

Let me teach you how to eat 

Teach you how to eat 

It's a culinary treat 

Culinary treat 

Let me teach you how to eat 

Teach you how to eat 

Let me teach you how to bake 

Teach you how to bake 

Let me teach you how to bake 

Teach you how to bake 

How to grill a strip steak 

Grill a strip steak 

Let me teach you how to bake 

Teach you how to bake 

We can bake a cake 

Let me teach you how to bake 

Teach you how to bake 

I'll teach things that you never knew 

How to choke a chicken and a make a meat stew 

We can cook a taco in the middle of the street 

And really feel good 

Let me teach you how to eat 

Teach you how to eat 

Let me teach you how to shred 

Teach you how to shred 

Let me teach you how to shred 

Teach you how to shred 

Shredding lettuce by the head 

Lettuce by the head 

Let me teach you how to shred 

Teach you how to shred 

Make a yummy sweet bread 

Let me teach you how to shred 

Teach you how to shred