Longest Gonest Man Lyrics - Rev - Reverend Horton Heat

When your little lady just won't treat you right 

And your friends are asking why you fuss and fight 

Sometimes you're on the edge of letting go 

Sometimes she up and calls you so and so 

When you just can't take no more 

Say you're headed for the store 

And be the longest gonest man she never did not found no more 

When your lady takes to steppin' out at night 

And your friends are asking where she's been all night 

Be as calm as you can be so she won't know 

Do what you must do and don't be slow 

When your life is just a bore say your headed for the store 

And be the Longest Gonest Man with the slammin' of the door 

Guaranteed if you do not take my advice...Yes sir! 

Your life will start to cramp you like a vice...Like a vice! 

You ought to know she'll never change her ways...No way! 

She'll mess around on you for all your days 

When you just can't take no more 

Say you're headed for the store 

Be the longest gonest man she never did not found no more 

Guaranteed if you do not take our advice...Yes sir! 

Your life will start to cramp you like a vice...Like a vice! 

You ought to know she'll never change her ways...No way! 

She'll mess around on you for all your days 

When your life is just a bore 

Say you're headed for the store 

Be the longest gonest man with the slammin' of the door