No One Likes A Fat Pop Star Lyrics - Swings Both Ways - Robbie Williams

I come from a land of kebabs and curries, Second helpings - no worries . 

Pile the carbs upon the plate, Then one day its too late . 

No breakfast no luncheon, Just carpets I'll munch onAnd a thimble of self esteem. 

There's nothing for afters and absence of laughter, The saddest that I've ever been. 

You just can't be porky, not this side of fourty, Showbiz - a single chin gang . 

Scum paparazzi and weight police nasties have narrowed the hall of fame. 

No one likes a fat pop starPop is a place for the thin, No one wants a fat pop starWe want to hear thin people sing!! 

When I get faint I chew through my restraintsThe best meal that I've had all week, If I could eat my own words, I'd tear through the verbsBut nobody pays me to speak. 

No one likes a fat pop starPop is a place for the thin, No one wants a fat pop starWe want to hear thin people sing!! 

Now you've upset me I feel like a snack! 

A packet of Minstrels, a pie and a nap . 

Now whats wrong with thaaa-aaaat? 

No breakfast no luncheon, Just carpets I'll munch onAnd a thimble of self esteem. 

Place nothing for afters and absence of laughter, The thinnest that I've ever been. 

Thaaaank you 

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